kim\ jong\ il

1. (kim jong il) (1270↑, 193↓)

A small (5 foot 2 inches) Korean with a very small penis and hairy back. Has a ridiculous balding hairdo which looks like someone threw a wig in a cotton candy machine and glued the mess to his head, smells of old socks and has the fashion sense of a blind autistic child. Also cannot spek Engrish good. Leader of a cruddy subcountry known as North Korea which houses a few half-assed nuclear weapons and a lot of starving gooks.

Kim Jong Il: I am cool Dude: You are short, grow away

Author: Young Reezie http://kim-jong-il.urbanup.com/2812306

2. (Kim Jong Il) (887↑, 131↓)

With his trademark bouffant hairdo, designer sunglasses, and tan tracksuit, "Dear Leader" Kim Jong Il, is the quinessential mad dictator. Ruling over the impoverished and isolated nation of North Korea, Kim Jong Il has been responsible for the mass starvation, torture, and opression of millions of people. He has also perpetrated an insane personality cult centering around him and his late father Kim Il Sung. The dictator has also taken an interest in nuclear weaponry and acts of state sponsored terrorism.

Kim Jong Il drinks imported cognac and dines on fresh lobster while his people eat grass off the hillsides.

Author: C http://kim-jong-il.urbanup.com/663596

3. (Kim Jong Il) (538↑, 195↓)

Somone who needs to be nuked.

A Trident D4 would work nicely.

Author: I_Hate_Liberals http://kim-jong-il.urbanup.com/817142

4. (Kim Jong Il) (386↑, 104↓)

Kim Jong Il is one of the worlds most dangerous men. He runs [North Korea], which is home to a few [concentration camps] and [prisons] in which the people who are captured are tortured, forced to do manual labor, killed, and forced to fertilize the ground using their own [defecation]. Anyone who lives in North Korea is [deprived] of [human rights], and is not allowed to leave. Kim Jong Il is a [megalomaniac] who wants control over the entire planet. He is completely [insane], and will do anything unexpected for the world to be afraid of him. He has large rectangular glasses and a large [hairdo]. He enjoys [wild parties] and driving in expensive [sport cars]. He is currently ([2006]) testing missiles to threaten the world- he believes that his missiles can reach [California] of the [United States]. He is treatening the [United States] and [Japan] directly, but truly he wants the entire planet's control.

Kim Jong Il is a maniac. I despise him.

Author: Anony.mous http://kim-jong-il.urbanup.com/1863409

5. (kim jong il) (331↑, 125↓)

A crazy commie bastard who speaks not so good english

Kim Jong Il: Awww Hans. You're breakin my balls Hans, you're breaking my balls\!

Author: Crush31 http://kim-jong-il.urbanup.com/1517367

6. (Kim Jong Il) (315↑, 135↓)

An Evil Commie peice of shit.

Kim Jong Il starved his own people. He gets all the imports for himself. Kim Jong Il is a huge fan of Daffy Duck.

Author: chad http://kim-jong-il.urbanup.com/1175229

7. (Kim Jong Il) (361↑, 282↓)

crazy dictator, just like george w. bush.

Kim Jong Il secretly likes George W Bush. Sexually.

Author: James http://kim-jong-il.urbanup.com/1083314

8. (Kim Jong Il) (63↑, 12↓)

Stupid Commie foo'.

Kim Jong Il is A stupid Commie who starved his people.

Author: phalerz lol http://kim-jong-il.urbanup.com/3446164

9. (Kim jong il) (49↑, 4↓)

adj (1). Describes an archaic asshole with a tiny penis and a love for shooting innocent people, and concentration camps noun (1). See above

Look, it's kim jong il 2 - he is such a kim jong il

Author: Roby718 http://kim-jong-il.urbanup.com/4385010

10. (Kim Jong IL) (38↑, 8↓)

a crazy mother fucker who happens to be the dictator of North Korea

Kim Jong IL enjoys gay buttsecks

Author: Goman123 http://kim-jong-il.urbanup.com/4941844

11. (Kim Jong Il) (6↑, 0↓)

A (now dead) communist leader. The misinformed may think that he is an actor, singer or dancer, but in fact he is not.

Kim Jong Il has died But he is on Pluto now Fighting a robot

Author: LunarDance http://kim-jong-il.urbanup.com/6308156

12. (Kim Jong Il) (121↑, 315↓)

A better alternative for Bush Jr

KIm Jong Il does not needs elections\!

Author: VJS http://kim-jong-il.urbanup.com/1026960

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Last updated: 2012.03.01